These Hilarious Dessert Quotes Will Have You Like, “It Me”
Here at Delish, we’re of the mindset that life’s not worth living without dessert. It’s why we’ve got 88 s’mores recipes, 96 layer cake recipes, 76 cookie recipes, and hundreds of others that wouldn’t fit on this screen if listed them out. And so we sought out 20 famous folks who feel the same way—that dessert is sacred and essential to one’s wellbeing. Here are their wonderful words on life’s sweetest foods.
Dylan Lauren
“Candy is childhood, the best and bright moments you wish could have lasted forever.”
Norwegian Proverb
“Cookies are made of butter and love.”
Ernestine Ulmer
“Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.”
Barbara Johnson
“A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.”
Sarah Ockler
“I’ve never met a problem a proper cupcake couldn’t fix.”
Unknown
“Stressed is desserts spelled backwards.”
Jim Davis
“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.”
Beverly Sills
“I don’t share blame. I don’t share credit. And I don’t share desserts”
Jason Love
“I want to have a good body but not as much as I want dessert.”
Rebecca Gober
“Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.”
Linda Grayson
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”
Judith Olney
“Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed and puts them in your debt.”
Terri Guillemets
“Desserts are the fairy tales of the kitchen—a happily-ever-after to supper.”
Macmillan’s Magazine
“All people with healthy physical appetites have a sweet tooth somewhere in their head.”
Voltaire
“Ice cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn’t illegal.”
David Mamet
“We must have pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.”
Erma Bombeck
“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.”
Charles M. Schulz
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”
Don Kardong
“Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos.”
Katharine Hepburn
“What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.
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